How many X does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- free jazzer: 12/5
- software engineers: none, it's a hardware problem
- software engineers: 10, one to change it and one to supervise.
- dragonball characters: just one, but he takes 4 episodes
- microsoft employees: none, darkness is the new standard
- apple employees: none, it's all your fault, you're holding it wrong
- flies: 2, but how did they get in there?
- freudian slips: Two - one to screw it in and one to hold the penis... LADDER.. I mean LADDER.
- existentialists: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
- redditors: One, but they'll make an annoying forever alone comic about it afterward...
- surrealists: Three. One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
- perverts: one, but the whole emergency room to get it out.
- straight guys in San Francisco: both of them
- communists: None. The lightbulb contains within itself the seed of its own revolution.
- boring people: one
- ADHD-kids: "Wanna go ride bikes"??
How many X does it take to change a light bulb?
- feminists: none, they never change anything
- feminists: 50, one to change it and 49 to make a documentary about it
- ska kids: 2, one to drop it, the other to shout "pickitup-pickitup"
- witches: depends on what you want to change it into
- catholics: CHANGE??!!???
- therapists: None. The light bulb has to want to change.
- therapists: one, but it takes three visits
