• Emacs contains a complete implementation of Vi, but no one can remember the key-chord to turn it on.
• Captain Obvious muss es ihr verraten haben: "Netanyahu had done nothing to advance the peace process", stellt Merkel fest.
  

  The Israeli prime minister telephoned Merkel on Monday to say he was disappointed that Germany had voted for a UN security council resolution condemning settlements that was vetoed by the US.
  
  According to a German official quoted by Haaretz, Merkel was furious. "How dare you?" she said. "You are the one who has disappointed us. You haven't made a single step to advance peace."

• Die ägyptischen Pyramiden wurden wohl doch nicht von Sklaven errichtet.